surround yourself with people that are more excited for your birthday than u are
I JUST PUT MY SHIRT ON AND THERE WAS A SPIDER IN IT!!!!!!!!
or did you just put a shirt on that a spider was already wearing?
thats so rude
I will kiss my girl in public. I will hold her hand and I will act like any other couple does in public. If you do not support this you look the other way and leave my gay ass alone. I will never be ashamed to show my affection for the person I love
everythingsbetterwithbisexuals:
when i was younger i had a really bad fear of Harold Holt the 17th Prime Minister of Australia when i was going to sleep so my older brother gave me a watch that he set to like 8 hours ahead so that it was always daytime on the watch when i was asleep and he told me it would confuse Harold Holt the 17th Prime Minister of Australia and he would think it was daytime and get scared of the sun and leave me alone
Your brother is the best
Who the fuck changed this from vampires to Harold Holt the 17th Prime Minister of Australia
I bet it was Harold Holt the 17th Prime Minister of Australia.
Sometimes you tell someone to never call you again and then the phone rings and you hope it’s them. It’s the most twisted logic of all time.
mants. pants for men. dont be stuck wearing girly “”“pants”“”. MANTS™
